Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Confessions of Bachelorette Behavior

I went to a cafe to sit and work because I knew it would please my mother. I really went to the cafe to eat the pistachio marzipan tart. But I picked off the pistachios, which would totally piss off my mother.

It's okay because Harry Connick, Jr. picks out the raisins in Will & Grace. And Matthew McConaughey picks out non-brown colored M&Ms in The Wedding Planner. And Billy Bob Thorton only eats orange food.


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